Daily AI Product Roast10/06/2026, 08:08:18Anthropic said Mythos was too dangerous to release. Then it filed for an IPO.Claude Fable 5 launched June 9 — a 'public' Mythos-class model that silently reroutes 5% of your queries to a cheaper model, forces 30-day data retention on enterprise customers who negotiated zero-retention deals, and gives everyone a 13-day free window before credit billing kicks in. The safety warnings and the IPO filing were one day apart.
Daily AI Product Roast09/06/2026, 08:07:57Amazon's AI merch tool is a copyright trap disguised as a creativity featureAmazon launched an AI image generator inside its Shopping app that sends designs straight to its print-on-demand service. It's free, US-only, and the first thing The Verge tried to make got flagged for third-party content violations. A roast of the gap between 'democratizing creativity' and 'democratizing copyright infringement.'
Daily AI Product Roast08/06/2026, 11:07:42Dreambeans: Google's app that reads your emails to tell you bedtime storiesGoogle Labs launched Dreambeans — an app that connects to your Gmail, Calendar, Photos, YouTube, and Search history overnight to produce daily personalized AI story cards. It's the fourth time Google has tried this exact idea. This time they added jellybean art.