The Daily Wobbly

A real Australian wood duck carries a five-beat reset for the urge to turn one small mistake into a full emergency.

A five-beat swan carousel of undignified real actions and short weird-true boundary lines — when people mistake your calm for permission.

A tight five-beat hedgehog story: forage, freeze, half-tuck, full ball, under the hedge — reclaiming quiet when others try to fill it.