Even the Gays Avoid Him

This week's camp disco-pop roast follows Kevin, who takes a work call in the middle of a packed dance floor and clears the whole room without ever noticing. He arrives with a laptop bag, promises one…

This week's camp disco-pop roast follows the instructor who turns up with a gym bag, a paper chart and a roll of blue tape, counts the room in from four, and teaches a box step to a floor that quietly…

This week's camp disco-pop roast follows the club-goer who arrives already wearing the whole bottle — one for the neck, one for luck, and a cloud of oud that trails him onto the floor until the front…

This week's camp disco-pop roast follows the club-goer who brings a lace folding fan to the dance floor and snaps it shut at the top of every drop. The sound is the one this channel always brings: sla…

This week's camp disco-pop roast follows the club-goer who is on the list at every door in town — and the dance floor that stays empty while he works the rope. The sound is the one this channel always…

This week's camp disco-pop roast follows the guy who films the entire night — and the dance floor that empties every time his flash goes off. The groove struts the way this channel always does: slap b…

This camp disco-pop roast crashes a birthday that never ends: same sash, same cake, same sparkler, and the whole club drafted into singing along every single weekend. The groove struts on slap bass, b…

This camp disco-pop roast sends a fictional silent-disco saxophonist packing after one too many unsolicited riffs. The groove struts on slap bass, brass stabs, handclaps, and a stacked gang hook built…

This camp disco-pop roast turns a fictional karaoke tyrant into the last performer standing after the whole club evacuates. The groove struts on slap bass, brass stabs, handclaps, and a stacked gang h…

This camp disco-pop roast turns a fictional brunch queen into a full patio evacuation. The groove struts on slap bass, brass stabs, handclaps, and a stacked hook built for yelling across the table.

A camp disco-pop roast that turns Douglas into a full-room evacuation event. Funky slap bass, brass stabs, and stacked gang hooks keep the joke strutting instead of mean.