Even the Gays Avoid Him
Douglas walks in flashing sequins like a warning sign
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Even the Gays Avoid Him
A camp disco-pop roast that turns Douglas into a full-room evacuation event. Funky slap bass, brass stabs, and stacked gang hooks keep the joke strutting instead of mean.
Put it on when you want a ridiculous club-story singalong, a group-chat anthem, or background chaos for a night that has already gone off the rails. The chorus does the heavy lifting:
Douglas is so gay even the gays avoid him
Verses pile on concrete disasters — sequin warnings, monologues nobody asked for, a pride float that gets pulled over — then the hook clears the dance floor again.
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