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2026-08-28

The Brunch Queen Got 86'd

Even the Gays Avoid Him
Even the Gays Avoid Him@dakota talarico
The Brunch Queen Got 86'd

She rolls in at eleven with a ring light on a stand

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This camp disco-pop roast turns a fictional brunch queen into a full patio evacuation. The groove struts on slap bass, brass stabs, handclaps, and a stacked hook built for yelling across the table.
Put it on for a bottomless-mimosa brunch, a ridiculous pregame, or any group chat that needs a villain with a ring light. The chorus says it cleanest:
Eighty-six'd! Eighty-six'd! The Brunch Queen got eighty-six'd
The verses bring the evidence: three phones on the table, a red-pen menu edit, a ring light demanding better angles, and one last speech before security points toward the sidewalk.
Even the Gays Avoid Him
Even the Gays Avoid Him@dakota talarico

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