Modern Brand, Vintage Ad

💉 Ozempic promised the hunger would stop. The lawsuits didn't.

🧪 Scotchgard kept stains out. It stayed in you.

📱 TikTok said the kids were busy. The court kept the receipts.

💊 OxyContin promised no habit. The settlement brought paperwork.

🌿 Roundup told you it was harmless as sunshine. Monsanto wrote the studies to prove it.

🐂 Red Bull told you the wings were real. The settlement said otherwise.

🚴 Peloton told you the bike was a gift. The stock knew better.

🪙 Bitcoin promised you the frontier. It delivered the fraud.

🍔 Uber Eats told you dinner was handled. The contractor didn't get benefits.

🥤 Diet Coke told you the science approved it. The lobbyists were already on the phone.

📱 TikTok told you the kids were fine. ByteDance had the receipts.

🚬 IQOS told you the smoke was gone. Philip Morris kept the cigarettes just in case.