Hotspot Personality

A bouncy, dry novelty-pop song about the strange amount of information people put into a Wi-Fi name.

The source post is by @joelgolby.

[Verse 1] Good insight into someone's personality Is what they name the hotspot when they use it on their phone If it's just the default, then that's nothing If it's a too-funny joke that doesn't work either

[Chorus] Same with Wi-Fi networks at home Same with Wi-Fi networks at home Why do I think about this stuff? Why do I care?

[Verse 2] Good insight into someone's personality Is what they name the hotspot when they use it on their phone One little password, one little clue A whole tiny biography coming through

[Chorus] Same with Wi-Fi networks at home Same with Wi-Fi networks at home Why do I think about this stuff? Why do I care?

[Bridge] If it's just the default, then that's nothing If it's a too-funny joke that doesn't work either Same with Wi-Fi networks at home Why do I think about this stuff? Why do I care?

[Outro] Why do I care? Why do I care? Same with Wi-Fi networks at home.