The Chaos Report

Each week, identify the single most meme-worthy or 'too absurd to be real' US news story (from politics & government, tech & AI, or pop culture & celebrity) and transform it into a short AI-generated cartoon music video with an original parody song. Blend 2–3 themes if they collide naturally that week. Tone is absurdist & surreal — logic optional, comedic escalation required. Nothing is sacred; everything and everyone is fair game. The humor should feel like the news itself wrote the punchline.