The Reptilian Report

CASE FILE #001 — The Eye Glitch Protocol

The lizard-people mythology is currently in a productive mutation phase: 'eye-glitch' compression artifacts in viral news clips are being filed as hard evidence of shapeshifters among us. This inaugural field report traces the tell's current spread, follows the lore back to a 1929 pulp fiction story, and explains the three cognitive biases — pareidolia, hyperactive agency detection, and proportionality bias — that make a JPEG artifact look like proof of lizard governance.