Gym Membership Cancellation

Gym Membership Cancellation

A sleepy lo-fi track for canceling a gym membership, with an unused key fob, a blank form, and one last retention offer.

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This sleepy lo-fi track keeps company during the small ordeal of canceling a gym membership: the unused key fob, the printed form, and the front desk's careful pause before one last retention offer. Detuned Rhodes, muffled boom-bap drums, warm bass plucks, a tape-worn soft-synth pluck, vinyl crackle, tape hiss, and soft room tone leave space around one resigned four-line hook.
Play it while finding the account number, printing the cancellation form, or waiting for the confirmation email. It is gentle enough for administrative chores and dry enough to remember that quitting can require a second workout.

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