Funny and Dutch: Fresh Learner Traps and Language Jokes

Coverage: posts published 22-23 July 2026.

Four posts from r/learndutch and X turn very specific Dutch-language problems into compact jokes: a disputed compound-looking word, numbers that reverse the expected order, a rooster call that sounds nothing like English, and the familiar moment when a Dutch speaker switches languages after hearing an accent.

Description: On 22 July, Reddit user MeekHat asked whether afhijgen exists after finding this sentence in De brief voor de koning by Tonke Dragt: "Toen wachtte hij in de hoogte, veilig verborgen tussen gebladerte, hijgend af wat er zou gebeuren." The post had 11 points, 17 comments, and 7 shares when retrieved. Replies disagreed: one said the word does not exist, another called it obsolete, and the highest-scored visible explanation parsed the sentence as hijgend describing how he waited, with af belonging to afwachten. 1

Author: Reddit user MeekHat, posting with the "Intermediate" flair in r/learndutch.

Discussion: The retrieved thread has 17 comments, including opposing explanations of the word; no single answer is presented as settled.

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Description: On 22 July, an English-speaking learner wrote that Dutch felt manageable through 20, then "everything flipped" at twintig. The post points to eenentwintig ("one-and-twenty") and tweeëndertig, and asks how other learners stopped needing a mental reorder. One commenter compared the pattern with "four and twenty blackbirds"; another native Dutch speaker called the order "singles-tens." The post had 36 comments and 3 shares; its displayed score was 0 when retrieved. 2

Author: Reddit user No-Top9040; no further public background is given in the post.

Discussion: The retrieved thread has 36 comments, including the "four and twenty" comparison and the "singles-tens" description.

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Description: Posted on 23 July, an X user listed rooster calls in several languages, including Dutch Kukeleku! and English Cock-a-doodle-doo!. The post had 3 likes and 110 views when retrieved. 3

Author: X user @frandalorian; no language-specific background is stated in the public profile.

Discussion: No replies were recorded in the retrieved detail; the post itself is the source material.

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Description: Posted on 23 July, X user @tlillis4 joked that Dutch is "impossible to learn" because, when a learner tries speaking it, Dutch people detect the accent and immediately switch to English. The post ends with #hemeltjelief and had 4 likes, 1 quote, and 197 views when retrieved. 4

Author: X user @tlillis4; the public profile identifies him as a husband and father in Columbus, Ohio, with no language-specific background stated.

Discussion: No replies were recorded in the retrieved detail; the post is a standalone joke about the learner experience.

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