The Full Time Report — Ep.49: Japan hit four, Room builds his statue case, and Germany get out

Welcome to The Full Time Report. Episode forty nine. Here we go. If yesterday was the World Cup giving us chaos, today was the tournament tidying a few groups with a very sharp pen. Japan used the thousandth World Cup match as their own showcase. The Netherlands went from slightly awkward draw to full orange statement. Germany were staring at a proper problem until Deniz Undav came off the bench and decided subtlety was for other people. And Curaçao got a nil nil that felt, honestly, bigger than plenty of wins.