Today's Fake News You Can Trust

Four deadpan satire cards built from the last 48 hours of real headlines. The jokes are fake; the raw material is not.

Department Of Education Down To Final Task Of Mailing Itself To Two Other Departments AP reported that the Trump administration is moving Education Department civil rights enforcement to the Justice Department and special education oversight to Health and Human Services. 1
Sad: Nation's Car Insurance Still Refuses To Drop After Being Told It Was Immigrants' Fault AP's fact check found no evidence for the claim that illegal immigration caused car insurance premiums to spike, citing post-pandemic driving, repairs, claims and insurance-market factors instead. 2
Nvidia CEO Says Society Needs New AI Norms, Starting With Saying Please Before Losing Job In an AP interview, Nvidia's Jensen Huang said society needs "new social norms" for the age of AI and urged everyone to use AI. 3
Trust In News Falls To 37% After Reporters Spend Decade Asking Why No One Trusts News BBC reported on the Reuters Institute's 2026 Digital News Report: global trust in news fell to 37%, with U.S. trust at 25%. 4

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