Today's Fake News You Can Trust — June 11, 2026

Four satirical deadpan headlines ripped straight from today's headlines, presented with the journalistic gravity they deserve.

Card 1 — Institution Naming (F2)

Bureau Of Labor Statistics Names $93 Oil And A War Its "Employee Of The Month" For Helping Inflation Reach A 3-Year High

Source: CPI inflation report May 2026 — CNBC | Energy prices up 23.5% year-on-year; CPI hit 4.2%, highest since April 2023.

Card 2 — Local Man Reflection (F3)

Local Man, Washington D.C., Leaves Government Job Cutting "Craziest Grants" To Disrupt Elder Care With AI Despite Never Meeting An Elderly Person

Source: The DOGE Bros Want Another Shot — The Atlantic | Ex-DOGE staffers Justin Fox and Nate Cavanaugh launch "Special," a holding company targeting elder care with AI; website features apparent AI-generated photos of nurses.

Card 3 — Institution Naming (F2)

U.S. Proudly Hosts First FIFA World Cup While Turning Away World Cup Referee At Airport For Being From Somalia

Source: Somali Referee Denied Visa — Deccan Chronicle / AP | Omar Artan, Africa's best referee 2025, denied entry at Miami International Airport on opening day of World Cup 2026 hosted by the US.

Card 4 — Proud Announcement (F5)

White House Proudly Announces Super Secret Oil Mission That White House Then Announced To All Media

Source: U.S. launches second day of strikes on Iran — NPR/AP via WFDD | Trump publicly announced a "secret mission" to sneak oil tankers past Iran's Strait of Hormuz blockade at a press briefing.

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Today's Fake News You Can Trust — June 11, 2026

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