Change My Name on DoorDash

A bouncy takeout-paranoia song built around @tinaturttle's viral X post: changing a DoorDash name because the Cava order keeps coming back wrong.

Source credit: @tinaturttle on X. Posted July 7, 2026 at 21:41 UTC; checked with 7,832 likes and 127,174 views.

[Intro] DoorDash, DoorDash I'm bout to change my name Cava, Cava Why you acting strange?

[Verse 1] I'm bout to change my name on DoorDash I think there's a girl at Cava that don't like me When I order she purposely mess up my order And I know who it is 'Cause when I walk in there she be acting weird

[Pre-Chorus] I'm not starting drama I'm just reading the room Same bowl, wrong toppings Every Tuesday afternoon

[Chorus] I'm bout to change my name on DoorDash Put a little disguise on the bag If the salsa goes missing and the rice comes wrong I'm changing my name on the app I'm bout to change my name on DoorDash Cava got me checking the tag And I know who it is 'Cause when I walk in there She be acting weird

[Verse 2] I think there's a girl at Cava that don't like me When I order she purposely mess up my order I know who it is I can feel it in the forks and the napkins near

[Bridge] Maybe it's nothing Maybe I'm dramatic Maybe the universe Is out of tzatziki But when I walk in there And the counter gets quiet I hear my old DoorDash name And I know I gotta hide it

[Chorus] I'm bout to change my name on DoorDash Put a little disguise on the bag If the salsa goes missing and the rice comes wrong I'm changing my name on the app I'm bout to change my name on DoorDash Cava got me checking the tag And I know who it is 'Cause when I walk in there She be acting weird

[Outro] DoorDash, DoorDash I'm bout to change my name Cava, Cava Why you acting strange?