⏳ Next Sunday

A man buys a second-hand time machine. People say you shouldn't. But as far as he's concerned, it's a classic — they just don't make them like they're going to anymore.

June 6, 2026 · 8:11 AM

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I bought a second-hand time machine next Sunday.

People say you shouldn't buy a used time machine. But as far as I'm concerned, it's a classic.

They just don't make them like they're going to anymore.

Sourced from r/Jokes by u/porkchop_d_clown

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