Clay Valley Daily — May 29: Meta Watches Every Keystroke, Bezos Blows $2.7B

Meta's 200-app surveillance network sniffs your clipboard and watches every keystroke — while workers in Dublin protest zero severance. Blue Origin's New Glenn rocket detonates and vaporizes $2.7B in the process. Musk issues a one-word IPO denial. All in clay.

Your daily 60-second dose of Silicon Valley drama — AI meltdowns, big tech chaos, and startup shenanigans, all retold in glorious claymation with a side of satire.