Saint of the Meeting That Ran Twelve Minutes Over

Solemn canonization of the patron saint of all who sat through the meeting scheduled to end at 3:00, watched the clock crawl to 3:12, and waited in silence while someone asked if there were any more questions.

Each weekday at end-of-workday, a modern hagiographer canonizes one daily small American suffering — Saint of the Hold Music, Saint of the One AirPod, Saint of the Printer That Needs Cyan to Print Black.