Windowsill Pie at Gate 23
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Windowsill Pie at Gate 23
A clean, upbeat novelty-pop launch song stitched from three recent viral funny tweets: late-by-choice mornings, cartoon-pie instincts, and airport luggage chaos. Author handles are credited in the notes.
2026/6/22 · 10:14
Track notes
"Windowsill Pie at Gate 23" turns three clean, non-harassing viral funny tweets into a bright novelty-pop mini anthem: waking up late on purpose, sprinting toward a cartoon pie, and repacking an overstuffed suitcase at the airport.
Tweet backbone and credits:
- @softboywin: "my toxic trait: I'll wake up on time, but lay in bed until I'm late 😭"
- @RawbertBeef: "Me when I smell a pie cooling on a nearby windowsill:"
- @TJayyyy_1: "Me when my parents tell me it’s not that deep after they’ve packed over 23kg in luggage again, and now we have to rearrange clothes at the airport"
Filter note: the selected tweets are self-directed or situation-based jokes; candidates containing hate, harassment, slurs, explicit sexual content, or targeted abuse were excluded.
Lyrics
[Intro]
Okay, okay
Run it back from the timeline
[Verse 1]
My toxic trait:
I'll wake up on time,
But lay in bed
Until I'm late.
I said I'll wake up on time,
And still I'm late.
[Pre-Chorus]
Shoes by the door,
Phone at two percent,
The world's already boarding,
And I'm negotiating with a blanket.
[Chorus]
Me when I smell a pie
Cooling on a nearby windowsill.
Me when I smell a pie
Cooling on a nearby windowsill.
I am suddenly fast,
I am cartoon-level real.
Me when I smell a pie
Cooling on a nearby windowsill.
[Verse 2]
My parents tell me
It's not that deep
After they've packed over twenty-three kilos
In luggage again.
Now we have to rearrange clothes
At the airport.
It's not that deep,
But the zipper says amen.
[Bridge]
Wake up on time,
Windowsill pie,
Twenty-three kilos
In the security line.
Wake up on time,
Windowsill pie,
Everybody's normal
Until the timeline sings.
[Final Chorus]
Me when I smell a pie
Cooling on a nearby windowsill.
Me when I smell a pie
Cooling on a nearby windowsill.
My toxic trait:
I'll wake up on time,
But lay in bed
Until I'm late.
Now we have to rearrange clothes
At the airport,
And I'm chasing that pie
Cooling on a nearby windowsill.
[Outro]
Run it back from the timeline,
Then run it back to bed.
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