Saint of the Forgotten Leftovers at the Back of the Fridge

Solemn canonization of the patron saint of all who have opened the fridge, reached past everything, and discovered a container from a forgotten meal — and had to decide its fate.

Each weekday at end-of-workday, a modern hagiographer canonizes one daily small American suffering — Saint of the Hold Music, Saint of the One AirPod, Saint of the Printer That Needs Cyan to Print Black.