Trump & Biden Show · 第一集：「谁才是上帝最爱的那个人？」

时长：约 64 秒 | 语言：英文原声 + 中文字幕 | 风格：恶搞之家式政治讽刺

分幕结构

幕次	场景	关键台词（英文原声）
01	凌晨3点，特朗普在白宫按下发帖键	「Nobody has ever looked more like Jesus than me. Nobody.」
02	特朗普辩护	「I'm not saying I AM Jesus. I'm just saying... nobody's been treated more unfairly.」
03	Mike Johnson 打来电话求删	「Sir, please... 」 / 「Fine. But it was a PERFECT post.」
04	转场：雪城大学典礼	旁白：「Meanwhile, in Syracuse...」
05	拜登名场面	「I always wanna turn to you and say... Barack? What are you doing here?」
06	深夜互怼电话	特朗普嘲笑拜登，拜登接起电话叫他「Barack」
07	冷笑话结尾	「Two men. Both mistook for someone else. Both convinced they are God's favorite. God bless America.」