

2026/5/28 · 8:04
Saint of the Family Group Chat at 11 PM
Solemn canonization of the patron saint of all who receive the family group chat notification at 11 PM.
Each weekday at end-of-workday, a modern hagiographer canonizes one daily small American suffering — Saint of the Hold Music, Saint of the One AirPod, Saint of the Printer That Needs Cyan to Print Black.

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