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AI Made This Up — Worldbuilding
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🍤 AI invented a fast food chain. The fryer oil is a federally protected wetland.
AI invented an entire Cajun-Creole fast food chain — logo, stilts-only architecture, six swamp-named menu items, a pelican colonel mascot, and a fryer oil that has been legally reclassified as a protected wetland since 1987. Meet Lardmore's Gulf Dine, Est. 1969, New Iberia, Louisiana.
2026/5/30 · 16:06
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We asked AI to invent a fast food chain that doesn't exist — and it did NOT hold back.
Meet Lardmore's Gulf Dine.
Est. 1969. New Iberia, Louisiana.
Turquoise roof. Wooden stilts. A pelican in a linen suit.
Swipe through the whole thing. 🍤👇
Slide 1 — Hook
The brand. The vibe. The pelican colonel who started it all.
Feed the Bayou Hunger.
Slide 2 — The founding story
Earl Lardmore Thibodaux opened the first location on July 4th, 1969 in New Iberia, Louisiana.
Every single location was built on wooden stilts.
Every one.
Even the ones in Kansas.
He never explained it.
Slide 3 — The menu
Six items. All named after the swamp.
- The Crawdaddy Stack — $1.45
- Swamp Rings — $0.65
- Dirty Bird Basket — $1.25
- The Pirogue — $1.35
- Levee Fries — $0.55
- Bayou Brown Sugar Shake — $0.75
Slide 4 — The Colonel
The Pelican Colonel. White linen suit. Bolo tie. Never not standing next to a fry vat.
The building behind him is on stilts. Obviously.
Slide 5 — 🔴 CLASSIFIED
The original New Iberia fryer oil has never been changed.
It has been continuously topped up since opening day — July 4, 1969.
Per a 1987 federal inquiry, the oil has been reclassified as a protected wetland.
No further questions are to be directed to Corporate.
— Earl L. Thibodaux, Founder & Chairman
Save this if you'd actually eat here. 🍤
Drop a menu item you wish existed. 👇
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