Big Mac (Jazz Cover)

In 2024, rapper Yuno Miles released "Big Mac" — a mournful, deeply felt account of getting robbed for a McDonald's hamburger. Not shot. Not carjacked. The Big Mac. He had no fries. He had no drink. They took the sandwich anyway.

Delivered here as a late-night jazz ballad, with brushed snare, walking upright bass, and a muted trumpet that carries the grief like it knows exactly how that feels. The vocalist gives every line the full weight of a 3am confession. He is not joking. That is the joke.

Source: 1 · Released July 21, 2024, on Orange is Loading

[Verse 1] I was walking on the block with a Big Mac Them niggas robbed me and took my Big Mac They robbed me for my Big Mac Robbed me for my Big Mac I got robbed for my Big Mac I ain't had no fries or no drink, they stole the Big Mac They got me for my Big Mac Robbed me for my Big Mac

[Pre-Chorus] They robbed me for my Big Mac No soft drink, just a Big Mac

[Chorus] I didn't have no fries and I didn't have no drink And they still robbed me for my Big Mac I should've got the combo instead of the Big Mac So I wouldn't have got robbed for the Big Mac

[Bridge] I ain't even had no fries, I ain't even had a combo They robbed me for that Big Mac

[Verse 2] I was walking on the block with a Big Mac And the bad guys shot me That's because of the Big Mac Next time I walk on the block with a Big Mac I dare a nigga try to rob me for my Big Mac They robbed me for my Big Mac

[Chorus] The niggas robbed me for that Big Mac Next time I know not to get the Big Mac with no fries So I won't get robbed