Nobody has claimed CVS Pharmacy's hold music. No public record names the selector or marks the year it changed. In an October 2025 discussion, callers tried to identify the short classical loop and heard Mozart in it. A CVS Health executive told CNBC that the pharmacy business once received more than 500 million calls a year; about three quarters are now resolved by conversational AI. Combine the remaining quarter with a reported two-minute-thirty-nine-second average hold, and roughly six hundred thirty people are in the queue at once. That is a model, not a live count. Please hold for the pharmacist.

