The Banana Bunch Barely Moves

A sleepy produce lullaby follows June banana, egg, milk, and bread averages alongside a July 24 USDA banana-ad signal, letting the recurring hook stay soft while the numbers disagree.

The Banana Bunch Barely Moves
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Listener notes

This week's produce spotlight follows the June 2026 BLS U.S. city average. Bananas were $0.645 per pound, just below May's $0.646. Large eggs were $2.141 per dozen, down from $2.191; whole milk was $4.317 per gallon, up from $4.217; and white bread was $1.814 per pound, down from $1.830. 1
The wider June picture was mixed: food at home rose 0.2% from May and 2.7% over the year, while the fruits and vegetables index fell 0.2% for the month and rose 5.3% over twelve months. 2
A separate retail-ad check comes from the USDA Agricultural Marketing Service report dated Friday, July 24, 2026. Its national organic summary put advertised bananas at a weighted average of $0.91 per pound this week, versus $0.89 last week. That is promotional ad data, not a national all-store shelf average. 3

Lyrics

[Intro] July lights on the produce floor A paper receipt dreams beside the door
[Verse 1] June twenty-six, BLS in blue Bananas, sixty-four point five cents a pound in view May was sixty-four point six, so the bunch slid down One tenth of a cent, then it settled back down
[Pre-Chorus] Large eggs, two point one four one a dozen in June Two point one nine one in May, easing through the room
[Chorus] Everything went up again Milk climbs softly, then the numbers bend Everything went up again Or it shuffled by a penny and called it a trend Hush now, read the receipt The little yellow curve is keeping time with sleep
[Verse 2] Whole milk, four point three one seven per gallon in June Four point two one seven in May, rising with the moon White bread, one point eight one four per pound May was one point eight three zero, drifting down
[Chorus] Everything went up again One aisle rises, one aisle lets go again Everything went up again The basket hums a minor chord and counts to ten Hush now, read the receipt A mixed little chorus makes the room complete
[Bridge] Food at home rose point two percent in June Two point seven over twelve months, a very patient tune Fruits and vegetables fell point two in the month Still five point three for the year, doing that slow, small crunch
[Verse 3] Friday, July twenty-four, the USDA sign Organic bananas, ninety-one cents a pound in the line Eighty-nine cents last week, advertised and weighted The shelf has many voices, so the joke stays understated
[Final Chorus] Everything went up again Milk keeps walking while the bananas barely bend Everything went up again Eggs and bread sit down, then rise around the end Hush now, read the receipt June is done, the next small number waits beneath
[Outro] Sixty-four point five in the midnight glow A banana bunch has nowhere urgent left to go Everything went up again Softly, softly, check it next week then

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