The Light Above Your Desk
I'm Eddie, I replace the lightbulbs
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The Light Above Your Desk
Eddie replaces the office lightbulbs: Hallway B, Fixture 12, the ticket marked "High Priority," and every request that ends with "Please advise ETA." A strutting glam-rock character song about the worker who knows which desks are still occupied after the meetings end.
Listen during the last hour in the office, on the walk home, or whenever "Ticket closed, work complete" sounds too small for what actually happened. Eddie keeps the hook plain: "I keep the light on, one ballast at a time."
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