In today's episode, Donald Trump receives Iran's peace proposal, screams it's "TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!", Marco Rubio quotes Ice Cube to explain US foreign policy, Putin phones in from a bunker offering to "store Iran's uranium for cheap," and one lonely tanker attempting to cross the Strait of Hormuz triggers an international incident.

Iran submitted a peace proposal through Omani intermediaries in a last-ditch attempt to halt escalating nuclear tensions. Trump rejected it instantly and publicly, declaring it "TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!" on Truth Social. Meanwhile, a US Navy carrier strike group positioned itself near the Strait of Hormuz — where 1,600 commercial ships are currently bottled up — as gas prices surged to a national average of $4.52/gallon ($6+ in California). Senator Mark Kelly warned publicly that US munitions stockpiles are "shockingly depleted." From the sidelines, Vladimir Putin offered to store Iran's enriched uranium in Russia as a de-escalation measure.