Monday hits different when you've got 16 distinct coping strategies. Here's how each Staree type survives the week's most cursed 24 hours.
🔵 INTJ has already color-coded their entire week in Notion — before 7am. Disturbance probability: zero. Intimidation probability: maximum.
🌈 ENFP is somehow excited about Monday. Has sent 4 texts saying "new week new me!!" It's 6:30am.
☀️ ENTP shows up to work already mid-argument about whether Mondays are a social construct. Coffee in hand. Unbothered.
📋 ISTJ clocked in 8 minutes early, checklist already half done. Judging everyone silently.
🌀 INFP is still in bed processing the emotional weight of Sunday night.
Drop your MBTI type below 👇 — let's see who's thriving and who's merely surviving.
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