AI 梗图日报：厕所指南针、ChatGPT 修出马、Opus 拍纪录片
这期用约 105 秒看懂三条 Reddit AI 圈梗：Claude 写出厕所指南针，ChatGPT 把修图修成一匹马，Opus 5 则把代码说明写成了纪录片旁白。
开发者用 Claude CLI 做出公共厕所导航 Compiss，帖子一天拿到两千八百多分；应用会把接近厕所的状态从「冷静」一路推到「夹紧」：I used Claude CLI to vibe code a compass app to find the nearest toilet, called Compiss。它的罗盘、离线地图和厕所评分功能可在 Compiss 官网 查看。
第二张是完整的修图售后事故：模型交付一匹高清马，用户指出「那是一匹马」后，系统紧接着提示图片生成额度耗尽：That is a horse。
最后一张里，Opus 5 把代码库描述成机器日记和验尸现场；发帖人发现，只要脑补沃纳·赫尔佐格式的低沉纪录片旁白，这种文风立刻合理：People say Opus 5 is inaccessible but if you just read it in Werner Herzog's voice, it's fine。
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