2026-07-04

Hold on for Deer Life

Called the Wildlife Hotline.

Was told to push 3 for Bird life, push 4 for Fish life, or hold on for Deer life. 1

Source: u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 in r/dadjokes.

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2026-07-04

Called the Wildlife Hotline.

Was told to push 3 for Bird life, push 4 for Fish life, or hold on for Deer life. 1

Source: u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 in r/dadjokes.

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