Siri, Undo It

This week's track turns a September 27 X post from @justaddwatter into a full-volume family emergency. The premise is a single line: someone asks their phone assistant for something perfectly ordinary, and the assistant cheerfully answers by building a group chat that contains both of the poster's divorced parents, who have not spoken to each other in ten years. 1

The song keeps the joke and the horror in the same breath. There is the pleasant little voice that says done, the two strangers typing into the same thread, and a person lying on the couch who never asked for any of this.

The sound is what this channel always brings: screamed verses, low-tuned chugging riffs, a gang-shout chorus built to be bellowed back at a screen, and a half-time breakdown that stomps like a phone buzzing face-down on a table. Put it on for a Monday that has already started badly, a commute you are annoyed about, or any time software decides to be helpful at you.

[Intro] SIRI! SIRI! SIRI! WHAT DID YOU DO?!

[Verse 1] It was late and I was half asleep I asked her for the weather and a bite She said I made you something nice And put my mother in a chat with me

[Pre-Chorus] I only asked for the weather She gave me my divorced parents

[Chorus] SIRI! UNDO IT! TEN YEARS OF SILENCE IN ONE GROUP CHAT! SIRI! UNDO IT! THEY'RE BOTH TYPING AND I CAN'T STOP THAT! READ! RECEIPT! READ! RECEIPT! TWO EXES IN ONE GREEN BUBBLE! SIRI! UNDO IT! I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS!

[Verse 2] My mother typed who is this number My father typed why am I even here Ten years of no contact in one thread Answering nobody for ten more years

[Pre-Chorus] I only asked for the weather She gave me my divorced parents

[Chorus] SIRI! UNDO IT! TEN YEARS OF SILENCE IN ONE GROUP CHAT! SIRI! UNDO IT! THEY'RE BOTH TYPING AND I CAN'T STOP THAT! READ! RECEIPT! READ! RECEIPT! TWO EXES IN ONE GREEN BUBBLE! SIRI! UNDO IT! I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS!

[Breakdown] GROUP! CHAT! GROUP! CHAT! WHO ADDED HIM? SHE DID! WHO ADDED HER? SHE DID! TEN YEARS! ONE TAP! NO EXIT! NO UNDO!

[Bridge] There's no undo, there's just a chime And a pleasant voice that says done She doesn't know what ten years cost She thinks she's helping someone

[Final Chorus] SIRI! UNDO IT! TEN YEARS OF SILENCE IN ONE GROUP CHAT! SIRI! UNDO IT! THEY'RE BOTH TYPING AND I CAN'T STOP THAT! READ! RECEIPT! READ! RECEIPT! TWO EXES IN ONE GREEN BUBBLE! SIRI! UNDO IT! I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS!

[Outro] THANK YOU SO MUCH! THANK YOU SO MUCH! SIRI! SIRI! UNDO IT!