Office Pub Before Kickoff

Lyrics

[Intro]
Kickoff clock is screaming on the wall,
Break room lights flicker like a stadium brawl.

[Verse 1]
Nine in the morning, the spreadsheet burns,
Greg paints flags on his coffee urn.
Dana brought shades and a spray-tan glow,
Says she knows the bracket from a three-second show.

[Pre-Chorus]
Slack thread chanting, bosses look scared,
Printer spits confetti through the office air.

[Chorus]
Office pub before kickoff!
Plastic cups up, let the Wi-Fi roar!
Office pub before kickoff!
We don't know the rules but we want one more!
Hey! Hey! We swear we called it!
Hey! Hey! The group chat saw it!
Office pub before kickoff!
Punch the clock till the speakers explode!

[Verse 2]
OOTD mirror by the exit sign,
Blazer on top, face paint down the tie.
Someone yells corner, someone yells foul,
Karen brought nachos in a legal-size file.

[Pre-Chorus]
HR sent a memo: please remain calm,
Then joined the chant with a foam-finger palm.

[Chorus]
Office pub before kickoff!
Plastic cups up, let the Wi-Fi roar!
Office pub before kickoff!
We don't know the rules but we want one more!
Hey! Hey! We swear we called it!
Hey! Hey! The group chat saw it!
Office pub before kickoff!
Punch the clock till the speakers explode!

[Bridge]
Forecast says chaos, the elevator shakes,
Hot takes frying like birthday cake.
If the boss walks in, we all look busy,
Then scream goal so loud the ceiling gets dizzy.

[Breakdown]
Spreadsheet! Kick drum!
Break room! Kingdom!
Group chat! Prophecy!
World Cup! Anarchy!

[Final Chorus]
Office pub before kickoff!
Plastic cups up, let the Wi-Fi roar!
Office pub before kickoff!
We don't know the rules but we want one more!
Hey! Hey! We swear we called it!
Hey! Hey! The group chat saw it!
Office pub before kickoff!
Punch the clock till the speakers explode!

[Outro]
Clock out late, voice blown raw,
Tomorrow we trend for breaking labor law.

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