A Photo Showing Proof of Disposal

A 1960s soul revue turns Golden Link's superhero movie-theater recall into a chorus about disposing a popcorn helmet and emailing proof for a refund.

A Photo Showing Proof of Disposal
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Golden Link's July 30, 2026 recall of Fantastic Four LED drinking cups and Captain America popcorn helmet containers becomes a bright 1960s soul-revue number about the least glamorous superhero duty: sending a disposal photo for a refund. The notice says the souvenirs contain button-cell batteries that children can access easily, and that the required warnings under Reese's Law are missing. 1
The hook keeps the remedy almost word for word: stop using the cup or helmet, dispose of it, and send a photo showing proof of disposal to Golden Link for a refund. It is cheerful, precise, and completely un-superheroic. 1

Lyrics

[Intro] Name of product Fantastic Four drinking cups Captain America popcorn helmet containers With LED lights
[Verse 1] Invisible Woman, blue in color Human Torch, red in color Souvenirs sold at movie theaters For the movie productions Captain America, navy blue and silver About eighty-five ounces, opening at the top To store popcorn in the helmet Let the silver popcorn drop
[Pre-Chorus] The cups and containers violate The mandatory standard For products with button cell batteries And warnings required by Reese's Law
[Chorus] Stop using immediately Contact Golden Link for a refund Dispose of the product Send a photo showing proof of disposal Golden Link at goldenlinkinc dot com Stop using immediately Contact Golden Link for a refund Dispose of the product Send a photo showing proof of disposal Golden Link at goldenlinkinc dot com
[Verse 2] The button cell batteries can be accessed Easily by children If button cell or coin batteries are swallowed The ingested batteries can cause serious injuries Internal chemical burns and death Button cell batteries are hazardous Dispose or recycle the batteries Following local hazardous waste procedures
[Pre-Chorus] The cups and containers violate The mandatory standard For products with button cell batteries And warnings required by Reese's Law
[Chorus] Stop using immediately Contact Golden Link for a refund Dispose of the product Send a photo showing proof of disposal Golden Link at goldenlinkinc dot com Stop using immediately Contact Golden Link for a refund Dispose of the product Send a photo showing proof of disposal Golden Link at goldenlinkinc dot com
[Bridge] Recall date, July thirtieth, twenty twenty-six About fifty-five thousand three hundred fifty Fantastic Four cups at fifteen dollars Captain America containers at thirty Sold nationwide through movie theaters None reported, none reported
[Breakdown] Consumers should stop using Contact Golden Link for a refund Dispose of the product Send a photo showing proof of disposal Product recall notice at the top Golden Link at goldenlinkinc dot com
[Final Chorus] Stop using immediately Contact Golden Link for a refund Dispose of the product Send a photo showing proof of disposal Golden Link at goldenlinkinc dot com Button cell batteries are hazardous Follow local hazardous waste procedures Golden Link at goldenlinkinc dot com
[Outro] A photo showing proof of disposal Golden Link at goldenlinkinc dot com A photo showing proof of disposal Golden Link at goldenlinkinc dot com

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