Clay Valley Daily — Jun 2: SpaceX S-1 Tanks Tesla, Nadella's AI Agent Army

SpaceX quietly amends its S-1 with Tesla merger language — and Tesla drops 5% while Musk tweets about police videos 20 times. Meanwhile, Satya Nadella unleashes a full AI agent blitz at Microsoft Build 2026: Project Solara, Scout browser agent, MAI-Thinking-1, and a quantum chip. All in clay.

Your daily 60-second dose of Silicon Valley drama — AI meltdowns, big tech chaos, and startup shenanigans, all retold in glorious claymation with a side of satire.