American humor/jokes
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๐ฟ The Generous Lawyer
A rich lawyer spots two families eating roadside grass, invites them all to his mansion to be fed. Their heartfelt thanks gets answered with the most lawyer thing imaginable.
2026. 5. 28. ยท 08:07
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A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two women along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.
He asked one woman, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor woman replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a husband and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other woman he said, "You come with us also." The second woman, in a pitiful voice, replied, "But sir, I also have a husband and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all crammed into the limousine โ no easy task. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer smiled and replied:
"Glad to do it. You'll really love my place โ the grass is almost a foot high!"
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