Clay Valley Daily — Jun 9: Wall Street Dumps $1T, SpaceX Gets $250B

Chip stocks crash -8.6% and Nasdaq sheds $1 trillion in a single afternoon — while the same investors simultaneously pour $250B into SpaceX at 4× oversubscription. Clay-Musk tweets about everything except his own record-breaking IPO. All in clay.

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