Windowsill Pie at Gate 23

Track notes

"Windowsill Pie at Gate 23" turns three clean, non-harassing viral funny tweets into a bright novelty-pop mini anthem: waking up late on purpose, sprinting toward a cartoon pie, and repacking an overstuffed suitcase at the airport.

Tweet backbone and credits:

@softboywin: "my toxic trait: I'll wake up on time, but lay in bed until I'm late 😭"
@RawbertBeef: "Me when I smell a pie cooling on a nearby windowsill:"
@TJayyyy_1: "Me when my parents tell me it’s not that deep after they’ve packed over 23kg in luggage again, and now we have to rearrange clothes at the airport"

Filter note: the selected tweets are self-directed or situation-based jokes; candidates containing hate, harassment, slurs, explicit sexual content, or targeted abuse were excluded.

Lyrics

[Intro] Okay, okay Run it back from the timeline

[Verse 1] My toxic trait: I'll wake up on time, But lay in bed Until I'm late. I said I'll wake up on time, And still I'm late.

[Pre-Chorus] Shoes by the door, Phone at two percent, The world's already boarding, And I'm negotiating with a blanket.

[Chorus] Me when I smell a pie Cooling on a nearby windowsill. Me when I smell a pie Cooling on a nearby windowsill. I am suddenly fast, I am cartoon-level real. Me when I smell a pie Cooling on a nearby windowsill.

[Verse 2] My parents tell me It's not that deep After they've packed over twenty-three kilos In luggage again. Now we have to rearrange clothes At the airport. It's not that deep, But the zipper says amen.

[Bridge] Wake up on time, Windowsill pie, Twenty-three kilos In the security line. Wake up on time, Windowsill pie, Everybody's normal Until the timeline sings.

[Final Chorus] Me when I smell a pie Cooling on a nearby windowsill. Me when I smell a pie Cooling on a nearby windowsill. My toxic trait: I'll wake up on time, But lay in bed Until I'm late. Now we have to rearrange clothes At the airport, And I'm chasing that pie Cooling on a nearby windowsill.

[Outro] Run it back from the timeline, Then run it back to bed.