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ð« Only Fans
A married couple tells their counselor they have zero unresolved issues. Then the surveys come back â husband writes "NONE," wife writes "ONLY FANS." (It's about the ceiling fan.)
2026/6/5 · 8:07
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My wife and I have a great marriage. We agree on everything â kids, values, money, food.
Our only disagreement is the ceiling fan. I like to sleep with it on. She likes it off.
We took a marriage survey at church. The counselor called us in, looking worried.
For an hour, he asked deep questions about trust, intimacy, secrets, resentment.
We kept saying, "Honestly, we're fine."
Finally, he sighed and slid the survey across the table.
Under "Major unresolved issues," I wrote: NONE.
She wrote ONLY FANS.
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