Why Has No One Thought of This Before

A bright deadpan novelty song stitched from two viral Teams disasters: blocking the boss (and then HR), and accidentally saying "let's take this outside" instead of "offline." The hook keeps asking the original punchline — "Why has no one thought of this before?" — while the bridge lands in the parking lot at four. 12

Listen on the commute home, right after a calendar ping you wish you could mute forever, or any afternoon when the parking lot feels oddly formal.