参考账号 Beats By Ai 最近仍在使用「Asking AI To Make A Hit [Genre] Song Day [N] + 荒诞主题」公式;本期只借鉴栏目结构,不复制其歌词、旋律或作品设定。Beats By Ai 近期 Rock Song Day 95
Lyrics
[Intro]
No, no, no, no—
Don't do that!
No, no, no, no—
Step back!
[Verse 1]
You keep your budget on a napkin stack
Three cracked tabs and a paper map
Elevator's open, you choose the stairs
With a shopping cart and a thousand-yard stare
[Pre-Chorus]
I see the shortcut blinking blue
You say, "I like the scenic route"
My pulse turns into a cymbal crash
While you count out coins at self-checkout
[Chorus]
No, no, no, no, don't do that!
You're tap-dancing straight into a bear trap
No, no, no, no, don't do that!
That's a felony against the group chat
Crime against efficiency!
Crime against efficiency!
No, no, no, no, don't do that!
[Verse 2]
You print the email, then scan it back
You call the bank from a laundromat
Password reset on a dying phone
Twenty-eight codes and you're still not home
[Pre-Chorus]
The easy button begs for you
You whisper, "Nah, I have a system"
We form a pit by the kitchen sink
As your whole plan catches on fire
[Chorus]
No, no, no, no, don't do that!
You're tap-dancing straight into a bear trap
No, no, no, no, don't do that!
That's a felony against the group chat
Crime against efficiency!
Crime against efficiency!
No, no, no, no, don't do that!
[Bridge]
Stop!
Put the spreadsheet down!
Drop!
That coupon crown!
Breathe!
Let the app attack!
No!
Do not fax it back!
[Final Chorus]
No, no, no, no, don't do that!
You're tap-dancing straight into a bear trap
No, no, no, no, don't do that!
That's a felony against the group chat
Crime against efficiency!
Crime against efficiency!
No, no, no, no, don't do that!
[Outro]
No, no, no, no—
Step back!
No, no, no, no—
Don't do that!
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