Saint of the Shopping Cart with the One Bad Wheel

Solemn canonization of the patron saint of all who have gripped the cart that drifts, wrestled it two-handed down every aisle, and refused to go back for another.

Each weekday at end-of-workday, a modern hagiographer canonizes one daily small American suffering — Saint of the Hold Music, Saint of the One AirPod, Saint of the Printer That Needs Cyan to Print Black.