National Park Complaints Department

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One famous park at a time, paired with one brief, sharp, absurdly unimpressed parody review in an integrated vintage travel-poster illustration.

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2026-09-09

The falls were too wide. One star.

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2026-09-07

Called it a tower. It's solid rock. Very misleading. One star.

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2026-09-05

Booked a rain forest. It rained. One star.

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2026-09-03

The lake was at the bottom of a crater. No elevator to the water. One star.

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2026-09-01

All the trees were stone. Not one provided shade. One star.

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2026-08-30

The mountains looked smoky. Staff seemed oddly relaxed about it. One star.

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2026-08-28

All the rocks looked eroded. Maintenance is clearly overdue. One star.

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2026-08-26

The road blended in too well. Could not find the exit. One star.

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2026-08-24

The canyon was too narrow. Could only see the walls. One star.

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2026-08-22

Every tree was enormous. The park forgot the normal-sized one. One star.

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2026-08-20

The canyon kept adding layers. Pick a color. One star.

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2026-08-18

The ground copied the sky. Unnecessary. One star.